This is what happens when you comment without reading past the headline.
Ha. You got that right. I read the headline and said "oh, no, what crock of sh!t are they pushing on us now"... I was so happy to see this was a satire piece because quite honestly I am starting to get embarrassed for the alarmists, pseudoscientists, and their enablers. They really need to get a good PR firm that will advise them to shut up and recede from popular consciousness before someone starts prosecuting their fraud, perjury and racketeering.