I took a sip on New Year's eve, on a dare.
It made me want to turn in my guns and blame 9/11 on Bush.
Spent like three hours trying to round all the guns up, by then it had worn off.
Whew!
The one time I tried a sip, I had this huge compulsion to register my guns.
Imagine my consternation when I couldn't figure out exactly how to go about that...