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Another SOTU Drinking Game
politicalwrinkles ^

Posted on 01/27/2010 1:24:05 PM PST by big black dog

Obama says "let me be clear" Do one shot

Obama says "change isn't easy" Do one shot

Obama says "make no mistake" Do one shot

Obama says "Let me be clear, change isn't easy, make no mistake." He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots

Joe Wilson yells something Do two shots

Obama yells back Finish the bottle

Obama says "jobs" Do one shot, two if you're unemployed

Obama says "health care" Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver

Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal Do one shot

Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Obama mentions Bo Put beer in your dog's water bowl

Michelle Obama wears a slinky dress Go immediately to the HuffPost Style page for close-ups

Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is over Do three shots

Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership" Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow

Obama says he's "fighting for you" Do one shot, two if you believe him

Obama mentions Haiti Text “Haiti” to the number 90999 and donate $10 to the Red Cross


TOPICS: Government; Politics
KEYWORDS: 111th; bho44; bhosotu

1 posted on 01/27/2010 1:24:06 PM PST by big black dog
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To: big black dog

I’ll buy everyone a drink if he says, “I finally admit that I was born in Kenya, and I am hereby resigning from the office of President of the United States.”


2 posted on 01/27/2010 1:29:41 PM PST by TruthShallSetYouFree (Kenya tell me where Obama was born?)
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To: big black dog
Even Ted Kennedy and his magic liver couldn't have survived those rules.
3 posted on 01/27/2010 1:31:15 PM PST by KarlInOhio (Gore is the fifth horseman of the apocalypse. He rides an icy horse bringing cold wherever he goes.)
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To: big black dog

Thats so irresponsible,,if your plan was followed regarding Obamas speech, you could kill off all of FR with alcohol poisoning. Normal drinking games become lethal in Obama doses.


4 posted on 01/27/2010 1:32:24 PM PST by DesertRhino (Dogs earn thi title of "man's best friend", Muslims hate dogs,,add that up.)
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To: big black dog

As long as you don’t have to take a shot everytime he says “I”. That could lead to a serious problem.


5 posted on 01/27/2010 1:32:50 PM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: big black dog

I’ll be enjoying my beers without suffering through another Obama teleprompter reading.


6 posted on 01/27/2010 1:34:09 PM PST by the_devils_advocate_666
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To: big black dog

It’s kind of surprising that this came from the very Obama-friendly HuffPo.


7 posted on 01/27/2010 1:36:46 PM PST by OldDeckHand
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To: big black dog
Other phrases worth a shot:

This isn't about me

When we inherited this...whatever...

And I will not tolerate...whatever...

8 posted on 01/27/2010 1:38:06 PM PST by Richard Kimball (We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree

Yeah, there’s the Sober Game, where you drink in The One says “I was wrong” or “I misunderstood” or “It was a mistake” or “My advisers were wrong” or...


9 posted on 01/27/2010 1:41:33 PM PST by polymuser ("We have a right to debate and disagree with any administration!" (HRC))
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To: big black dog

One shot each time he says “The American People”.


10 posted on 01/27/2010 1:54:22 PM PST by AStack75
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To: polymuser

I am going to watch “Ishtar,” tonight, or, perhaps, “Heaven’s Gate,” just to prove that even watching the worst movie ever made will be far less painful than watching Obama.


11 posted on 01/27/2010 1:59:18 PM PST by TruthShallSetYouFree (Kenya tell me where Obama was born?)
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To: OldDeckHand

That was a surprise. That’s where I found it. Probably the first time I ever visited the Huff Post.


12 posted on 01/27/2010 2:06:57 PM PST by RGF
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Personally, I'm just going to shoot up some heroin before I start watching.


13 posted on 01/27/2010 2:32:59 PM PST by smokingfrog (You can't ignore your boss and expect to keep your job... www.filipthishouse2010.com)
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