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There are no ugly women, just poor ones
http://www.daveweinbaum.com/No_Ugly_Women.html ^

Posted on 01/13/2010 7:14:01 AM PST by mike48

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To: mike48
My dad always cautioned, "Be careful of the women who can leave their "beauty" on the pillowcase.

Of course, I never listened...Who hasn't said goodnight to Aphrodite only to wake to Medusa in the morning?

41 posted on 01/13/2010 7:55:52 AM PST by IrishPennant (If you can accept losing, you can't win. ~ Vince Lombardi)
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To: sten

I think Kelly, Cindy, Merlina and Cristina look fine in the before photos.


42 posted on 01/13/2010 7:55:55 AM PST by dangus (Nah, I'm not really Jim Thompson, but I play him on FR.)
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To: sten

... Also... Belinda and Rachel seem to have lost a ton of weight, and Beth seems to have had a boob job. Only Sarina and Marnie really seem to have benefited from the makeover. I think the author simply equates plastic and rich with beautiful.


43 posted on 01/13/2010 7:58:12 AM PST by dangus (Nah, I'm not really Jim Thompson, but I play him on FR.)
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To: rightwingextremist1776
Turning the light off fixes ugly every time.....

So does beer.

44 posted on 01/13/2010 7:59:43 AM PST by Don Carlos (I stood my watch. MSgt, USAF (Ret))
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To: enraged

hopefully they retain their sense of low self esteem.


45 posted on 01/13/2010 8:00:58 AM PST by RC one (WHAT!!!)
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To: mike48
Turned off graphics before reading this thread because I'm sure that Helen Thomas shows up somewhere in the first twenty posts.

I'll go look at the makeovers via your link.

46 posted on 01/13/2010 8:07:54 AM PST by Notary Sojac ("Goldman Sachs" is to "US economy" as "lamprey" is to "lake trout")
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To: Phantom Lord

I knew an old sailor who used to say, “ It is a good night to be on the lee side of a fat woman.” They also provide you with shade in the summer. So what is wrong with a fat woman?


47 posted on 01/13/2010 8:10:41 AM PST by Citizen Tom Paine
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To: Styria

Fra Lippo invented Lipposuction?

I’d say almost the opposite: At 16, few girls are ugly, unless they make themselves so by hating themselves or the world. It’s all about poise, confidence and attitude. When I went to my first pro-life march in my late twenties, I joked, “Wow... I wish I’d’ve come when I was in college,” because there were tens of thousands of 16-25-year-old women and not a one of them unattractive. On the other hand, the anti-war demonstrators and socialists, etc... yiiiish!

It didn’t have to do with personal beautification... the prolifers tended to look much more natural. Some small measure of that may have to do with the healthier environs of red states. Seriously, I think this is what it had to do with: The leftists saw their bodies as a canvass, and often the painter was expressing hatred and anger. The prolifers simply let God and nature make themselves beautiful.

Please note that this is extreme generalization, looking only at the politicized extremes of both groups. This is not at all to say that all blue-staters or all liberals are physically unattractive, or that all red-staters or conservatives are physically attractive.


48 posted on 01/13/2010 8:12:26 AM PST by dangus (Nah, I'm not really Jim Thompson, but I play him on FR.)
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To: Clock King

Well, some happy husbands for a few hours, at least.


49 posted on 01/13/2010 8:13:15 AM PST by bolobaby
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To: joethedrummer

Also know who YOU are. Perhaps women going after “boys” instead of “men” is also part of the problem, but that problem is societal in nature.
Metro-sexual men finish last...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNEmxPTGo3M


50 posted on 01/13/2010 8:16:47 AM PST by Wildbill22
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To: bolobaby

You mean until the ladies wash their faces.


51 posted on 01/13/2010 8:21:04 AM PST by dorothy (“The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once.” - Albert Einstein)
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To: mike48

After their “make-overs” they all look the same: like cheap strippers. They get horrible hair extensions, spray-tans, fake boobs and really hideously tacky dresses! Not to mention that slightly melted surprised look from the botox, fillers, injectibles, etc...I smoke and drink but I also am religious about skin care, drink lots of water and eat well. I always get guessed at looking younger and get compliments on my skin, however I can’t always walk around with make-up on and be dressed nicely. The “before” pictures where probably taken at 7:00 a.m.! What the hell do men expect?! Y’all have lived/loved women haven’t you? ;-)


52 posted on 01/13/2010 8:27:07 AM PST by wazoo1031
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To: dragonblustar

ROFLMAO!!! Thanks for that!


53 posted on 01/13/2010 8:30:55 AM PST by wazoo1031
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To: Anti-Utopian
"...Trust Hollywood to completely miss what makes a wife attractive...."

You're right. My wife is the most beautiful when she's doing the dishes or playing with babies.

That's the real world.

54 posted on 01/13/2010 8:36:35 AM PST by I Buried My Guns (BLOAT: Buy Lots Of Ammo Today)
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To: ml/nj

You just had to go there!! WHY??? Now I have a upset stomach and don’t want to puck on the computer and get shocked to death for your stupid posting of that kind of viral blather without warning!!


55 posted on 01/13/2010 8:43:02 AM PST by handy old one (If you play in nature be prepared to be played with by nature!)
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To: dangus
Speaking of poise...

I don't know anything about Lippo. I only have the quote from a book I catalogued once at my dad's store. =)

Poise and Symmetry of Figure

56 posted on 01/13/2010 8:47:49 AM PST by Styria
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To: dorothy

Yeah - until they wash their faces.

But who cares? Men are visual. That’s why porn works so well with men. Look at these celebrities who are caught without makeup and look like crap. Truth is, a tan, a new hairstyle, and a little make-up (properly applied) can go a long way towards making a woman more sexually appealing to a man.

Judge if you want, but that’s just the way men are wired.


57 posted on 01/13/2010 8:57:04 AM PST by bolobaby
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To: dragonblustar

58 posted on 01/13/2010 9:06:22 AM PST by rlmorel (We are traveling "The Road to Serfdom".)
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To: wazoo1031

This is one reason why *some* men end up taking mistresses. Women fail to understand the visual nature of men. Most men *like* it when a woman puts in a little effort to look “hot.”

Let me ask a question: why do most women get all dolled up on their wedding day? To look beautiful, right? So, subjectively, just by putting in the effort on your wedding day, it is possible for you to be MORE beautiful some times than others. What man in his right mind would actually PREFER his wife to choose the less beautiful option all the time? Very few.

I know, I know - women don’t have the time every day to get all dolled up. Housewives has chores and kids and blah blah blah.

But I’ll tell you want: husbands go to work where some women make the effort day in and day out to look “put together” in the workplace. As I said, men are visual. They look at that and... well... you get the idea.

There is nothing wrong with getting dolled up. You don’t have to dress in an evening gown every day, but some basic maintenance can go a long way. Same goes for guys.

Finally - for the record - I think my wife is hot, even when she isn’t put together. Make no mistake, though, when it comes to downright physical attraction, it’s *usually* not when she looks like she just woke up.


59 posted on 01/13/2010 9:07:19 AM PST by bolobaby
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My wife,who does not read this board, is the most Beautiful person I know.

She is a Blessing from god..........hard to matchup with that!

60 posted on 01/13/2010 9:12:51 AM PST by Kakaze (Exterminate Islamofacism and apologize for nothing.....except not doing it sooner!)
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