Read post 606...you may get a clue.
Uh, no, she won’t. That’s just the mindless mantra you chant no matter how many times people who do know what they’re talking about have explained it to you.
How about this? Why don’t you just show up at your nearest Federal Court with your birth certificate and ask them to authenticate it for you. See what they tell you. To make it all seem worthwhile, you could even bring one of those American Grand Jury presentments with you.