“Funny, the author doesn’t live up to her own list. Bio pic alone indicates she’s well-fed, well-watered, fashionably attired, clean in both body & clothes, and peppy enough to have just enjoyed a cup o’ joe.”
But, but, but.... she’s special, one of the elite to guide us, so she should not be held to such standards. Same with Saint Albore.
“She” is making fun of it.
http://www.academia.org/reasons-not-to-shower/
I don’t believe that the author, whose picture is with the article, is the one advocating these “reasons”. My reaction was that she was making fun of whoever it was that had done so.