Can’t have a bidet with these people. They use water.
Thou shalt not:
Use water
Use or produce electricity (It comes naturally from a wall socket)
Eat meat, drink milk, use butter
Farm
Breathe
Create sewage
Cut down trees
Burn anything
Shoot bambi
Fish
Wash your clothes
Make anymore clothes
Use toilet paper
Eat anything
Did I say Breathe yet? Stop it!
Drive cars, fly planes, mow your lawn with anything powered
Use insecticide
Have children
Poke holes in the ground
Touch Mother Earth or her cretures
(Did I miss anyhting?)