I think you’ve got Sloshy Ted confused with Swishy Bouwney Fwank, Teddie may be discribed by many unappealing adjectives,prone to having sex with other men is not one of them, he does like his loose women, though.
Excuse me, Did like his loose women.
Ah... You are correct in the carnal sense... Sweaty Teddy did like his ‘Waitress Sandwich’, most definitely.
I was speaking of the criminal sense. ;-)
Bawney Frankenslobber does eat what his last last name is, of course.