NEWS FLASH
Thirty bakeries have closed and Little Debby has laid of hundreds of employees as the OB White House has issued a proclamation placing ALL DANISH PASTRIES off limits for government employees.
Other recent proclamations include banning of texting while driving government vehicles or using government issued cell phones.
Actually, this SLAP IN OB’s face is the most spectacular news to come out of Copenhagen since George became Christine Jorgensen.
Oh, really? Well, this government employee is heading straight to a bakery to find some!