[The Comedian]

2. Michelle showed up a day early and the officials in Copenhagen immediately thought “If they can pass off a man as first lady, they’ll try to pass off men as female athletes. No deal.”

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Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[mojitojoe]

2. Michelle showed up a day early and the officials in Copenhagen immediately thought “If they can pass off a man as first lady, they’ll try to pass off men as female athletes. No deal.”

Nominated for “Best Post of The Thread”
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I second that nomination.