Through the Portals? Oh, dear! As if Pat weren’t enough trouble ...
Be ware, TC...you are raising (rearing?) sons who are exposed to the Internet, and therefore, are subject to Darks and the Portals of the Various Environs he inhabits.
Perhaps Darks can provide some “armor” or sorts, to protect the boys from the Wobblys.
Well, he can’t appear in front of primitive tribes and lose his cookies.
I already did that.
Now they refer to ‘the barfing god’.
Of course, their mythology does mention some sort of birth and time progression.