Run for office? No thanks. The idea of telling lies to honest people as a way of earning a living holds no appeal for me.
As for me not caring how my plan would go over: you’re right. I don’t care. Then again, I think democracy is stupid, and history proves plainly that republican government does not work. Giving the average NASCAR-watching moron a vote is like giving a chimp an Uzi.
Besides, I have no political ambition — no desire to rule anybody — and I’m for sure not going to get involved with any sort of militia, violence or other craziness. Instead, I intend to crouch quietly under my toadstool until a) your elected representatives send the goon squad after me or b) the American Empire goes down like the Soviets did — by rotting away from the inside. Only then will true conservatism have a chance in this country.
So go ahead, compromise all you want with the invaders. But when they run up the flag of Aztlan in your neighborhood, I want you to mentally picture me laughing, laughing in your face.
Don’t worry, it seems that these people don’t care if America devolves into Tijuana as long as everyone gets a tax cut and they can buy cheap Chinese goods from Walmart.