The peasants are revolting. Let them eat cake!
"They certainly are!" said Obama!
Except. . . . there is no cake. The cake is a lie.
In fact, to continue the “Portal” allusion:
(to the obvious tune, if you’ve played “Portal”)
Obama Healthcare:
We do what we must because we can.
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who’ll be dead.
But there’s no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on taxing till you run out of cake
And the spending gets done and you ban the neat guns
For the people who are still alive.