[RRTJSP...........]

Oops, misspelled Perry’s name. It is spelled Kris, not Chris........

[tailgunner]

Folks out here, they got a name
For Wind, and Rain, and Fire.
The Rain is Tess and
The Fire's Joe, and
The Wind is Sarah Palin.

Chorus:
Sarah.
Palin.
Yes, the Wind is Sarah Palin.
--Apologies to the author.