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DTG 19013Z JULY 09
T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN
SUBJ: PRE-ZOT BDA
RE: POST 1
1. PERIMETER SENSORS INDICATED HIGH-CONFIDENCE TROLL PRESENCE, AT APPROX 2209HRS ON 18 JULY AT THIS LOCATION.
2. TROLL IMMEDIATELY SELF-CONFIRMED AND INITIATED FUTILE AND POORLY EXECUTED ZOT ATTEMPT AGAINST JIM THOMPSON, AKA JIM rOBINSON, AKA THE ZOTFATHER.
3. FORCES ON SCENE HAVE ENGAGED TROLL AND BOMB DAMAGE ASSESSMENT SHOWS LEVEL OF ACCURACY CONSISTENT WITH “EPIC SPANKING.” RETURNING STRIKE PILOTS CONCUR THAT TERRAIN HAS BEEN WELL PREPARED FOR ZOT ACTION.
4. RETURNING STRIKE PILOTS FURTHER ADVISE THAT “NAPALM STICKS TO MR.MEANGENES.”
5. REQUEST WATCH NCOIC COORDINATE COMMS WITH FR MOD COMMAND BUNKER, ADVISING IMMEDIATE ZOT. REQUEST ALL ELEMENTS INCREASE READINESS LEVELS PENDING STRIKE ORDER FROM FR MODERATOR COMMAND.
6. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: GORILLA-WARFARE.
STOUT HEARTS.
SILVERBACK SENDS.
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I almost thought Old Sarge was back!