DUmmie FUnnies 06-01-09 ("I just don't know what to say about the conjunction of Jupiter/Neptune/")

I saw it coming 1.5 years ago.

That's pretty impressive, actually - I mean, it isn't as if the orbits of the planets are predictable in advance or anything...

41 posted on 06/01/2009 10:32:50 AM PDT by Billthedrill

To: Our man in washington

Interesting how DU is always making fun of religious people for being irrational. There’s some quote that says that when man stops believing in God, he won’t believe in nothing. He will believe in anything.

It's a good quote! I think it was C.S. Lewis: "Those who believe in nothing, will fall for anything."

42 posted on 06/01/2009 10:32:52 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obamanation: an imploding administration headed by a clueless schmuck, with McCain as his Kowakian)

Theres a fine line between genius and insanity.

I could never come up with this stuff and i think these people are nuts so i guess i’m alright.

43 posted on 06/01/2009 10:55:08 AM PDT by mowowie

The comic book shop owner from "The Simpsons" comes to mind.

The Nickelodeon show "Fairly Odd Parents" has a similar character, appropriately named "Mr. Birkenbake"...

44 posted on 06/01/2009 11:05:31 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obamanation: an imploding administration headed by a clueless schmuck, with McCain as his Kowakian)

Not sure they can help with mice in the house, but lice...

45 posted on 06/01/2009 1:51:39 PM PDT by bcsco (I'm a Constitution defender!)

To: PJ-Comix; Paul Heinzman; Roscoe Karns; Mr. Silverback; mikrofon; concerned about politics

HILARIOUS/LET THE MOONBATS IN
Tune: "Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In" Original

When the moonbats win the White House
And stupider aligns with Marx
Then we will mock the moonbats
We'll laugh to hear their barks

This is the dawning of an age that's hilarious
Age that's hilarious
Hilarious!
Hilarious!

Parody of Undergrounders
Comedy and laughs abounding
So much fodder for the FUnnies
From the blotter of the DUmmies
When they're let down by Obama
There'll be comic melodrama
Hilarious!
Hilarious!

When the moonbats win the White House
And stupider aligns with Marx
Then we will mock the moonbats
We'll laugh to hear their barks

This is the dawning of an age that's hilarious
Age that's hilarious
Hilarious!
Hilarious!
Hilarious!
Hilarious!

Let the moonbats, let the moonbats in, the moonbats in
Let the moonbats, let the moonbats in, the moonbats in
Let the moonbats, let the moonbats in, the moonbats in . . .

Oh, let 'em fly, c'mon
Now everybody just bark along
And let the moonbats on in
Open up the DUFUs and let 'em fly on in
And when you want FUnnie, hey, let 'em fly on
You got to open up the DUFUs and let 'em fly on in
And when you feel like you've need a freepin'
And your blogs turn too bleak for you
Just open the DUFUs and let 'em fly on in
You got to DUFU
You got to DUFU
Open up the DUFUs and let 'em fly on in
Let me tell you one thing
I want you to laugh along with the DUmmie FUnnies
Hey, open up the DUFUs
C'mon
And let 'em fly
The Beaver will say
Hey, you got to DUFU
You got to DUFU . . .

46 posted on 06/01/2009 3:35:28 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)

To: Charles Henrickson

The first messiah to deliver slavery

47 posted on 06/01/2009 3:42:27 PM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)

hilarious. these people are insane

48 posted on 06/01/2009 8:49:17 PM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com <----go there now, NOW)

he’ll take away her rock??

I am going to pretend it was ipod or something, anything but a rock

49 posted on 06/01/2009 8:51:09 PM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com <----go there now, NOW)

And do you remember just WHO pointed you in the direction of the Astrology forum, PJ? ;-) It has always been one of my wacky favorites.

50 posted on 06/03/2009 12:56:36 PM PDT by Purrcival (Proud to share my birthday with President Reagan)

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