There’s some pretty darned good compact digital pianos out there (still kicking myself for not getting a dirt cheap Roland ??-88 15+ years ago). Boats are attractive, but a little too isolating & expensive for my taste. Monster house-on-wheels fifth-wheel my folks just got and are visiting me in would be perfect.
Trying desperately to pare down my possessions to one large case...
Make sure your 2nd Amendment hardware is among those possessions.