If it were female, my first choice would be pregnant.
Achy joints? Headache? Disorientation?
Take him to the nearest doctor.
Do not pass GO! Do not collect $200 dollars.
If nothing else, try to spoon some chicken broth down him.
935 posted on 05/13/2009 4:36:53 PM PDT by Monkey Face
( When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.)