LOL!
It’s a guy-thing. DP should be more used to it, by now.
Hot dogs (to me) are “special” because I just don’t think about them very often.
So when I get them, I eat them any way I want to. If I don’t have buns for them...ohwell! They heat just fine in the microwave and I can put what I want on them!
I laid in a supply of canned Vienna sausages. When I want a quick snack, I open a can, put mustard on them, and eat them with saltine crackers.
Because that’s how I like them ...
T-C, that poem upthread has a natural rhythm to it reminiscent of a waltz. It could easily be rendered as a song.
I was even wondering what it would look like translated into Spanish.