To: fanfan
I’m terrible at toilet training. Rather teach Greek any day, which is why I end up with kids who know Greek but won’t go to the bathroom.
Starting Monday, Tom’s meals will be correllated with Vlad’s success at using the toilet. This will highly motivate Tom!
710 posted on
05/09/2009 5:05:55 PM PDT by
Tax-chick
("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
To: Tax-chick
LOL!
That is SO bizarre! (I love it!)
:oþ
712 posted on
05/09/2009 5:07:24 PM PDT by
Monkey Face
(As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.)
To: Tax-chick
Tell Tom to help Vlad understand that if a person can't control ‘it’, they can't go anywhere, and can't do anything.
As soon as a person controls ‘it’, they can go anywhere!
Woo-Hoo!
Go Vlad!!!
718 posted on
05/09/2009 5:21:12 PM PDT by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: Tax-chick
One of the groups that makes “pull up” diapers puts out a book on toilet training. ( I forgot which group - but the book was called something like "Mommy I'm a big Girl Now" and when you flipped the book over to the back it said, "Mommy I'm a Big Boy"... Now I'm not great at this kind of thing, so I just read the book to my grandkids - and like all books - they wanted to hear it over and over again. I'd read it long with “One fish, two fish” etc. Long story short, they figured it out and toilet trained themselves.
754 posted on
05/10/2009 7:50:00 AM PDT by
GOPJ
(If Nixon had been a Democrat, Woodward and Bernstein would have been Linda Tripp.)
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