[NicknamedBob]

"Means I'd be almost 60 by the time they graduate high school."

Pshaw!

Sixty is the new forty. Ana will be dragging you to the tennis court so she can get exercise.

Besides, all that stuff you're worried about? You can make it go away by just eating the right breakfast cereal. I saw it on TV.

[Tax-chick]

I’ve mopped the floors again, but now I need to take a shower, or I might break out the Murphy’s Oil Soap. Don’t want to totally seize up, when I have to go to the bank (again - OldTax-lady is shuffling investments) and the doctor tomorrow.

You all have a good evening and try not to get too depressed!

[Dead Corpse]

The FDA threatened to pull a "Waco Surprise" on them...

Give new meaning to "toasted O's".