“Ego venit , ego posteri , ego eram zotted.”
I saw, I posted, I was zotted?
Close, but it's not right. "Ego" is not necessary here. You could do most of it with:
Veni, posteri, (? eram zotted ?)My Latin-English dictionary is at work. Why it's at work I don't know, except maybe to keep the "Teach Yourself Gaelic" book company on the bookshelf. I rarely have visitors in my office so it's not there for show. All I know is that it's been there since about, oh, 1995 (before I started Gaelic class) and hasn't been opened anytime since 2000.