You said — Obtain a business card of a law firm you can afford. When asked ANY question from the police or LEO, hand him the card, inform the officer that the law firm represents you and if they would submit their questions in writing, your representative will be happy to respond.
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This *is* definitely the recommended way, the smart way, the intelligent way, the educated way — and *not* the “stupid way”... LOL...
Better yet is to have a law firm that will personally answer the phone 24/7/365 days a year.