I drove a Pinto during my college years. It was a good little car until I backed it into a ditch full of fermenting soybeans. The farmer lady that hooked a chain to my front bumper and pulled us out with her tractor was NOT happy.
D*amn college kids lost on their way home from a kegger. I thank my lucky stars for that lady, and I can still recall the smell of those beans and my lovely Pinto (bean).
Surprising that she didn't just pull the front bumper out of the ditch and leave the rest of the car still stuck. True quality.