[This Just In]

During times of uncertainly, unrest, general lack of hope, and self delusion, people turn to wisdom that has proven it's.......well, wisdom throughout history. The ever revealing Chinese Astrology.

Read and be enlightened (you may wish to grab a bowl of popcorn and a beverage while you're at it).

[SealSeven]

I stand to be corrected but isn’t the number 4 bad luck to the Chinese? Hmmm Zero is the 44th pres.

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[Ron Jeremy]

WESTERN ASTROLOGY IS based on the idea that the date of one’s birth, which comes about once a year in an unending cycle, determines one’s destiny. Chinese astrology, on the other hand, postulates that the year of one’s birth is the determining element.

And they are both complete and total BS.

[RegulatorCountry]

This whole thing is a spoof of Obama being born in “the year of the Ox,” right?

Michelle, the lion, licking herself for hours, lol.

[caseinpoint]

I’m . . . . mythological? So that’s why I can’t get anyone to listen to me!

[PzLdr]

Wonder how come they didn’t see the Mongols coming? [And the Jurchens, Kitans, Manchus...]

[Brad’s Gramma]

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[eyedigress]

The Broncos didn’t do so well in the 70’s during the year of the horse. I would pour some more salt.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

A touchstone to determine the actual worth of an
intellectual, find out how he feels about astrology.

LAZARUS LONG