[Mr. Mojo]

HamAss, are you aware that the 72 virgins you “martyrs” will be meeting for eternity are all Helen Thomas lookalikes?

[CodeMasterPhilzar]

Who ever said the 72 virgins would be the opposite sex? ;-) Or to further quote Walter, why not 72 slutty broads that know what they're doing?

Really though, what I'd ask them is why the profess peace, but teach and practice violence.

Maybe a more succinct question would simply be: WTF were you thinking?