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DUmmie FUnnies 12-26-08 (It's beginning to look a lot like Pitt's Missive!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 26, 2008 | Wee Willie Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 12/26/2008 11:03:41 AM PST by Charles Henrickson

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To: Charles Henrickson
A dozen of my friends are out of work. Obama's jobs plan and economic ideas stand a great chance of re-employing them.

Pitt is hoping that there will be a CCC camp for erroneous political pundits.

21 posted on 12/26/2008 1:36:58 PM PST by PJ-Comix (The Tide Turned Just a Half Year After Pearl Harbor)
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To: Charles Henrickson
[You don't know any rich people . . . other than Mother Pitt, you mean, whose family fortune keeps you in brewskis...]

Just WHAT sort of employment has Pitt had since he mysteriously left the teaching profession? He should thank his lucky stars for all those trust fund payments.

22 posted on 12/26/2008 1:40:16 PM PST by PJ-Comix (The Tide Turned Just a Half Year After Pearl Harbor)
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To: PJ-Comix
Just WHAT sort of employment has Pitt had since he mysteriously left the teaching profession? He should thank his lucky stars for all those trust fund payments.

Man, you got me.

The Bostonian Drunkard's been quiet like a weasel about that, and he's surely not bringing home big bucks as a mere "contributor" where he was once "editor."

Since he's been so mum about it, I'm starting to suspect he has a flipper-job somewhere, and is too embarrassed to admit it.

23 posted on 12/26/2008 1:46:10 PM PST by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in Service to Humanity)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Honeybacked ham? Oops! I meant Honeybaked ham. I guess I have Saddleback and Brokeback on my mind after reading this Pitt Post.


24 posted on 12/26/2008 1:47:19 PM PST by PJ-Comix (The Tide Turned Just a Half Year After Pearl Harbor)
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To: franksolich
The Bostonian Drunkard's been quiet like a weasel about that, and he's surely not bringing home big bucks as a mere "contributor" where he was once "editor."

Pitt's getting married, moving to a bigger pad, and has really big Bukowski's brew bills. Just WHERE does his money come from since there is no indication at all that he has worked even an hour in years? Perhaps I should get raven to adopt me so I can get in on that gravy train.

25 posted on 12/26/2008 1:50:05 PM PST by PJ-Comix (The Tide Turned Just a Half Year After Pearl Harbor)
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To: Charles Henrickson
A dozen of my friends are out of work

Bull claxon. I can't name 12 acquaintances out of work, let alone friends.

26 posted on 12/26/2008 2:00:30 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: franksolich; Charles Henrickson

Sorry, Will Pitt, but your pathetic attempt to ingratiate yourself with Obama will get you exactly nowhere. First you tried to such up to Hillary. Then you proclaimed you were really for Edwards when he was safely out of the race (and before we found out about the scandal), and now it is a bit late to pretend you are big on Obama. Face the ugly truth Will, you are DOOMED to obscurity. Your ONLY claim to fame is as the object of mirth in the DUmmie FUnnies.


27 posted on 12/26/2008 2:03:08 PM PST by PJ-Comix (The Tide Turned Just a Half Year After Pearl Harbor)
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To: Roscoe Karns
Pitt doesn't really have friends. He has people who mooch off of him via his trust funds. See, Pitt goes into Bukowski's and buys drinks for folks there and think they are his friends because they act happy about this.

He reminds me a lot of Frank Matwa who was in my class back when I was a kid in Puerto Rico. Frank's dad was a gangster and his home life was a living hell. Frank was really creepy and awkward but with his family's money he was always buying the rest of us kids stuff like milkshakes at the local ice cream place just to buy his way into friendship. Okay, we pretended to like him just for the goodies but it really did no good. Behind his back we just considered him a maladjusted sad case.

Same with Pitt buying those drinks for everybody at Bukowski's. Sure they will act friendly with you, Will, but behind your back they think of you as every bit as creepy as Frank Matwa. In fact, Will Pitt is the Frank Matwa of Boston.

28 posted on 12/26/2008 2:19:38 PM PST by PJ-Comix (The Tide Turned Just a Half Year After Pearl Harbor)
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To: PJ-Comix
Pitt's getting married, moving to a bigger pad, and has really big Bukowski's brew bills. Just WHERE does his money come from since there is no indication at all that he has worked even an hour in years? Perhaps I should get raven to adopt me so I can get in on that gravy train.

Some time ago, my supermole on Skins's island learned something from other primitives who allegedly know the Bostonian Drunkard up close and first hand.

My supermole exists not to post on Skins's island--I have no intention of causing problems for my fellow alum Skins--but rather to "personal message" on Skins's island, which doesn't cause any problems for my fellow alum.

These primitives who allegedly know the Bostonian Drunkard up close and first hand tell my supermole that the Bostonian Drunkard's trust funds are rigidly locked up under the guardianship of someone else, as the Bostonian Drunkard's maternal grandfather suspected his grandson would waste the money.

It's sad, but it's not unheard of, that people into their middle age, judged incompetent by their ancestors, don't have control over their own trust funds.

29 posted on 12/26/2008 2:32:35 PM PST by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in Service to Humanity)
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To: franksolich
...he Bostonian Drunkard's trust funds are rigidly locked up under the guardianship of someone else, as the Bostonian Drunkard's maternal grandfather suspected his grandson would waste the money.

But Pitt is getting some of that money as regular payments. I'm figuring maybe a couple of grand per week. Big money for most of us but chump change when you are from a Boston Blueblood banking family.

30 posted on 12/26/2008 2:36:34 PM PST by PJ-Comix (The Tide Turned Just a Half Year After Pearl Harbor)
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To: PJ-Comix
But Pitt is getting some of that money as regular payments.

Sure he is.

I'm figuring maybe a couple of grand per week.

I dunno if that much, but whatever it is, the Bostonian Drunkard's chafing under it.

Big money for most of us but chump change when you are from a Boston Blueblood banking family.

Lawyering family, not banking family.

31 posted on 12/26/2008 2:40:24 PM PST by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in Service to Humanity)
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To: Charles Henrickson
And even worse are the Scalia types who believe in originalism, which makes no sense at all. It requires strict constructionism but based upon the interpretation of what the framers MEANT.

The Constitution does NOT need "interpretation!" It is as plain as the nose on your face, just READ it, for crying out loud!

32 posted on 12/26/2008 2:43:06 PM PST by Budge (I can hardly wait to start paying more in taxes and 5 dollar gas!)
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To: PJ-Comix

” I’m figuring maybe a couple of grand per week”

Does the trust fund cut a check directly to Bukowski’s?


33 posted on 12/26/2008 2:48:39 PM PST by GQuagmire
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To: franksolich

I stand corrected. Blueblood lawyers.


34 posted on 12/26/2008 2:55:04 PM PST by PJ-Comix (The Tide Turned Just a Half Year After Pearl Harbor)
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To: Charles Henrickson
What if that one issue was slavery? I am not comparing gay marriage to slavery...

Well, you kind of are.

35 posted on 12/26/2008 3:03:14 PM PST by Paul Heinzman (Mr. Reagan I wish you were here. The country's changed a lot in twenty years.)
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To: SIDENET
4. Diplomacy will be back in vogue. . . .

And terrorist attacks on US soil will be back in Time.

36 posted on 12/26/2008 3:05:17 PM PST by Paul Heinzman (Mr. Reagan I wish you were here. The country's changed a lot in twenty years.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
1. My fiancee has Multiple Sclerosis. Two of my friends are diabetic. Stem cell research will begin again under Obama. That may mean huge change for them...or not.

2. A dozen of my friends are out of work. Obama's jobs plan and economic ideas stand a great chance of re-employing them...or not.

3. I don't know any rich people, but I know a lot of middle-class working folks who will be helped by the Obama tax cut plan...or not.

4. Diplomacy will be back in vogue. . . .or not.

5. Maybe three SCOTUS justices will be stepping down in the next few years...or not.

So. Healing sick people. Employing the jobless. Tax cuts for working people. Less war. Better justics. Smells like change to me....or not.


37 posted on 12/26/2008 3:05:51 PM PST by randog (Hope is a bad business plan.)
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To: franksolich

Wouldn’t it be FUnnie if Mama Pitt entrusted Bernie Madoff to handle Wee Willie’s trust fund?


38 posted on 12/26/2008 3:06:52 PM PST by PJ-Comix (The Tide Turned Just a Half Year After Pearl Harbor)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Strict Constructionism = Narrow Minded. And even worse are the Scalia types who believe in originalism, which makes no sense at all. It requires strict constructionism but based upon the interpretation of what the framers MEANT.

Sheesh! Imagine that: We have to go by what those old dudes MEANT! If only it included a way to legally change, or amend it if you will, as changes in society dictate.

39 posted on 12/26/2008 3:15:23 PM PST by Paul Heinzman (Mr. Reagan I wish you were here. The country's changed a lot in twenty years.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix; franksolich; All
Merry Christmas Will. sometimes I really miss you around here. . . .

OK, which one of you jokers posted this?

40 posted on 12/26/2008 3:17:14 PM PST by Paul Heinzman (Mr. Reagan I wish you were here. The country's changed a lot in twenty years.)
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