Wow, how did you manage to get it so backward? Does the sun rotate around the earth too? Is the square round? Elvis alive? Margarine better than butter? Were you drunk on non-alcoholic beer when you wrote that? Are you down under, seeing the planet upside down?
And why 'Merry Christmas' if it's a fraud the Shroud of Turin, which incidentally you can see, touch, smell, unlike your beloved theory of evolution, why not "Happy Shopping Season"? That would be more fitting to your view of the world!
Merry Work Free Days to you!
Elvis is dead?
Damn...