[COBOL2Java]

Once the focus is on us the citizens of America all that ails us will be getting better.

[Come quickly, Obamassiah!]

The DUmmie version of "Maranatha!" So I guess DUmmie Advent runs through the 20th of January?

[Charles Henrickson]

Where else can you get Advent, Millerite, and Eddie "The Old Philosopher" Lawrence references, all in the same thread?

Of course, being a Lutheran theologian, I'm going to have some liturgical and church-historical references. And being raised on Jewish comedians of the '50s and '60s, I'm gonna have some of that stuff too!