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DUmmie FUnnies 12-02-08 ("Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, I just signed up for Food Stamps and Unemployment!")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 2, 2008 | DUmmie graywarrior, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 12/02/2008 8:43:52 PM PST by Charles Henrickson

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To: Charles Henrickson
And walk through the supermarket and look at the price of bread and milk.

Maybe they should shop at Walmart instead.

Bread is about a dollar a loaf and milk goes for $3.60/gal, which is 50 cents lower than it was last year....

BTW, do the DUmmies know that both Walmart and Target get Haliburton "Re-education Camp" money? If they think that only Republican conservatives are going to be interred there, they need to think again. ALL people that are on government assistance will be sent there!

(How do you think they know about you in the first place? You signed up for food stamps, they now have your name and address!)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

41 posted on 12/03/2008 4:02:37 AM PST by dirtbiker (Joe Biden has an IQ of 146 and no idea how to use it....)
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To: Charles Henrickson
At least we will soon have a President who will actually do something to correct all this sh*t.

More like we now have a president elect that doesn't know sh*t....

42 posted on 12/03/2008 4:04:19 AM PST by dirtbiker (Joe Biden has an IQ of 146 and no idea how to use it....)
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To: Charles Henrickson; Mr. Silverback
Hiya folks.
Ya say ya lost your job today?
Ya say its 4 A.M. and your kids ain't home from school yet?
Ya say your wife went out for a corned beef sandwich last weekend - the corned beef sandwich came back but she didn't?
Ya say your furniture is out all over the sidewalk 'cause ya can't pay the rent and ya got chapped lips and paper cuts and your feets all swollen up and blistered from pounding the pavement looking for work?
Is that whats troubling ya, fellow?

REFRAIN

Well, lift your head up high and take a walk in the sun with dignity and stick-to-it-ness and ya show the world, ya show the world where to get off.
You'll never give up, never give up, never give up...that ship!

Hey there, friend.
Ya say your radiators never worked all winter and now that its summer they started up again and ya can't turn them off?
Ya say your wife sent your light weight suits to the cleaners and that means you'll have to wear your itchy tweeds this morning when they say it'll hit 106 and ya gotta meet an important business man in an hour and your bridge just broke and ya pasted it together with bubble gum and ya hope it don't fall apart while you're doing some fast talking to this man?
And - and your shoelace just busted and ya opened a big cut on your cheek trying to even out your sideburns and your daughter's going out with a convict and your wife just confessed she gave your last sixty dollars as a deposit on an airplane hanger?
Is that whats troubling ya, friend?

REFRAIN

Hey there, cousin. Ya say ya can't pull your car out of the mud and you're in the middle of nowhere and its pouring rain and ya can't get the top back up and your paycheck's all blurred and your foot went right through the gas and your girl's screaming bloody murder; shes scared of the dark and a stroke of lightning splits your motor in half and your suits shrinking up fast and ya start up the windy road on foot and sixty yards barbed wire hits ya right smack in the puss and ya both fall down in the mud and then a wild animal comes over and runs away with your shoes and your car blows up suddenly and your windshield-wiper ends up in your mouth and ya can't move and the mud's rising up to your nostrils and you're sinking fast and ya don't hear your girl screaming anymore?
Is that what's on your mind, cousin?

REFRAIN

And now, this is the old philosopher saying, so long, folks.
43 posted on 12/03/2008 4:24:24 AM PST by GodBlessRonaldReagan (Wakka-ding-hoy - battle cry of the Plexus Rangers!)
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To: pillut48
“Work??

I do not think that means what you think it means!”

Remember, Joe said "jobs" was a 3 letter word, so I guess "work" would be outright profanity....

Or that we would all have "jobs", but we wouldn't actually have to "work"....

Hey, it "worked for the USSR for 60 years....

44 posted on 12/03/2008 4:26:51 AM PST by dirtbiker (Joe Biden has an IQ of 146 and no idea how to use it....)
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To: LaineyDee
We should all quit our jobs.....file for unemployment and food stamps on January 20th.

Can't you imagine the chaos it would create?

I love chaos....

Mayhem, too....

45 posted on 12/03/2008 4:28:29 AM PST by dirtbiker (Joe Biden has an IQ of 146 and no idea how to use it....)
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To: GodBlessRonaldReagan
And now, this is the old philosopher saying, so long, folks.

The one I remember is "If you're up to your nose in 'excrement', keep your mouth shut."

46 posted on 12/03/2008 4:33:52 AM PST by dirtbiker (Joe Biden has an IQ of 146 and no idea how to use it....)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Hi ya, Bunkie....
47 posted on 12/03/2008 4:58:18 AM PST by bcsco (Liberals don't understand, it's impossible to pick up a turd-like Obama-by the clean end...)
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To: Charles Henrickson; TypeZoNegative

I think it’s my son, who did things just like this all through HS and college. At one time, he had a candy route on the school bus with markdown candy he bought somewhere that I forget just now.

We have always been self-employed. What’s unemployment? We don’t qualify. I taught my son by example: have many strings to your bow and know how to shift your weight. He has a real 9-5 job,with benefits, even, at the moment and still does some small, part-time gigs, just in case. His wife has two jobs. They are the definition of frugal. They took a huge 401(k) hit. But they own their home and have a paid for vehicle. In their mid-forties, they not only have never taken assistance, but they are the ones who do not ask for family help from either side.

TypeZ, I applaud you. Except for the vegan part, but everyone has their own taste.


48 posted on 12/03/2008 5:08:17 AM PST by reformedliberal
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To: Charles Henrickson
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, I just signed up for Food Stamps and Unemployment!

[Weeeeeee--WHOOOAAA! Wha' hoppen? I thought Obambi was going to FIX everything??]

Voted themselves a pay raise of Zero.


There's one cold comfort in all this. It can't get a whole lot worse.

[Thank you, Mr. Sunshine.]

It will be a lot worse when the DUmmie Ant Farm regulars find out that BO stans for Bend Over.


Hoping things get better come Feb., March after Obama and Co. can get some programs for the jobless going.

[Obambi to the rescue!]

Yep. Try giving a job to someone on a government give-away program. Ain't gonna happen.


Screw the wealthy for begrudging us the right to live.

[When all else fails and your life stinks, BLAME THE RICH!]

Hey DUmmie, when was the last time anyone on the government's teat offered you a job? FWIW DUmmie, the wealthy are the ones who create jobs.


I am hoping that all this crap is behind you.

[It sounds like it's staring her in the face!]

If there is cr*p behind you, run, run, run away!.

49 posted on 12/03/2008 5:52:59 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Bail Out / Ba rock O = Bend Over [BOHICA])
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To: Charles Henrickson

Any thread that invokes the Millerites gets my vote. Xena sez check it out.


50 posted on 12/03/2008 6:03:04 AM PST by Xenalyte (Oh, I'm not mad, mi amor ... I'm angry.)
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To: jla
I wanted to ask though, does Mr. Comix really have proved methods for saving on grocery bills?

Well, the market where I used to get stuff 4 for 5 bucks no longer has that deal. However, they still have good deals there. The other day all half gallons of ice cream were just a buck each. I also like Winn-Dixie because they have great meat deals there. My Thanksgiving turkey was just 79 cents a pound there.

The biggest problem in Florida is that we don't have stores that double coupons here like they did in California. Sometimes I could buy $40 of groceries for only about 4 to 10 dollars.

51 posted on 12/03/2008 6:06:53 AM PST by PJ-Comix (The Tide Turned Just a Half Year After Pearl Harbor)
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To: Charles Henrickson

My wife is picking up our food deal today. For 50 bucks we get enough food to last for 10 days. Good stuff too. Steaks, shrimp, fish, etc.. It is supplied “under the table” by a food wholesaler. We also get Heinecken beer, olive oil, paper towels, TP, etc.. Sometimes we even get packages of Nova lox in the deal which makes for great breakfasts. So for about $150 per month we eat very well. Hopefully ox tails are in today’s deal. I really love those.


52 posted on 12/03/2008 6:13:53 AM PST by PJ-Comix (The Tide Turned Just a Half Year After Pearl Harbor)
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To: PJ-Comix

My wife does 85% of our grocery shopping at Aldis. 10% at Wal-Mart, and the other 5% at regular grocery stores. Our grocery bills are pretty damn low for a family of 4 that eats like pigs.


53 posted on 12/03/2008 6:26:33 AM PST by Phantom Lord (Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I just signed up for Food Stamps and Unemployment!

The economy is working just great for us! AND and and, we make too much money to qualify for heat assistance!

AND and and, we gave our notice to move because we can't afford the rent and our landlady is starting eviction proceedings because we broke the lease (because there is STILL raw sewage leaking in the walls from the two condos above us which she refuses to get on the condo associations ass about)...

...AND and and, our car broke down on Thanksgiving Day so we had to put $400 on our credit card to get it fixed so we could drive 120 miles back home after visiting relatives we have not seen in years.

AND AND AND Mr Gray has to have a non-melanoma tumor removed from his arm in two weeks after already waiting three weeks because we have no health insurance!!!!!

These are the first five posts. I'm going to assume they're from the same individual because of the repeated "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'S" I removed. I noticed the contradiction between their making too much money to get heat assistance, yet can't afford health insurance. I suspect that was before unemployment hit them, but if they were employed, I suspect health insurance was available through their employer and they simply opted out. It's the fact of the "we make too much money" quote that suggests that.

Anyway, had they opted in for health insurance they could have carried it over into unemployment. So who's fault is it they don't have it? I'm retired. I'm in one of those age groups who are constantly talked about being hit hard by health insurance costs. And, I have serious health issues...have had for years.

Yet, I have excellent health insurance. And guess what; there's no premium, just small co-pays per service rendered. And to get it I didn't have to "qualify" except for being on Medicare a minimum of 2 years. In fact this insurance replaces Medicare and pays more than Medicare. A number of qualified insurers offer such plans.

My point is, there are insurance plans available for everyone...if one wants to pay and play. Even the unemployed can be covered, or can walk into any doctor's office or hospital and be assured of treatment. An American with health issues cannot, I repeat CANNOT be turned away.

What this clinger wants is to have it GIVEN to them. It's their right don't ya know.

54 posted on 12/03/2008 6:33:24 AM PST by bcsco (Liberals don't understand, it's impossible to pick up a turd-like Obama-by the clean end...)
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To: epow
The US has the fattest and richest poor people in the world and they are crying over waiting 5 weeks for a surgery, with no health insurance!!

Go to freaking Kenya, where your messiah was born and see how long you have to wait!

I can't wait for the rich liberals to find out that they won't be able to see a doctor because every crack head in their city has the appointments all booked.

55 posted on 12/03/2008 6:42:38 AM PST by libs_kma (F.U.B.O.)
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To: Edizzl79

AMMO stamps! Now yer talkin’!


56 posted on 12/03/2008 6:56:01 AM PST by kimmie7 (***sigh***)
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To: dirtbiker

LOL...


57 posted on 12/03/2008 6:57:56 AM PST by LaineyDee (Don't mess with Texas wimmen!)
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To: Phantom Lord

Yeah but you just can’t beat the “under the table” deals the wholesalers provide. They are supposed to sell only to the supermarkets but they also sell to select private parties like us. You can buy in units of $50 or $100. I’ve added up what we get on the $50 deal and the retail prices are usually over $200. Those packages of Nova lox don’t come cheap. I’ve had packs of oxtails that have retail tags on them of about $20. I almost always also get a large bag of shrimp. Strip steaks are common in the packages. And usually I get a 12-pack of Heinecken in the deal. Sometimes the $50 packages are spectacular and sometimes they are merely good but we always SAVE at least a hundred bucks. Sometimes a lot more. We can’t pick exactly what we want but the supplier always gives us great stuff. And they usually last 10 days for the food.


58 posted on 12/03/2008 7:07:58 AM PST by PJ-Comix (The Tide Turned Just a Half Year After Pearl Harbor)
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To: Charles Henrickson
AND and and, our car broke down on Thanksgiving Day so we had to put $400 on our credit card to get it fixed so we could drive 120 miles back home after visiting relatives we have not seen in years

The "long-lost" relatives were probably very happy to see gw & crew off...

(But, but, but -- if the car crapped out by the relatives' place, couldn't THEY help you out with the finances to get you home? Must be Libs too.)

59 posted on 12/03/2008 7:10:05 AM PST by mikrofon (It's all about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Things will get better. 1 20 09.

[I have a feeling that, like the Millerites of old, you will experience "The Great Disappointment."]

[chuckle]...same thought I had.

60 posted on 12/03/2008 7:13:12 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Obamanation: an imploding administration headed by a clueless schmuck)
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