The answer (from a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnel’s porch)
A stud, a dud, and a thud.
The question is:
Describe Secretariat, Hillary Clinton, a the market reaction to the new administration.
I wish THIS was a satire. I’m surprised no one remembers it.
Take a look:
Hillary Clinton: Gandhi Works In A Gas Station
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo9LP0ATVJc