ROFL!!! I am 100% in agreement.
The incessant Helen Thomas pictures on FR are like a fart in church.
I was an Alter boy and during one service I blew a biggum! After Mass I told father Anthony that I was sorry and that I would include this incident in my next confession.
Father Anthony put his hand on my shoulder and said, "God knows what goes on all over the Earth. I can assure you that you action was a normal biological action and while it may cause some squinting that is not a sin! Put a nickle in the slot and light a candle to God, if you must!"