A $75 fill up is costing me $45.
My dollar is down in Canada, but Russia, Iran, and Venezuela are going bankrupt.
The US Military has found a way to grow new limbs and organs in people.
Smiling yet?
A $75 fill up is costing me $45.
My dollar is down in Canada, but Russia, Iran, and Venezuela are going bankrupt.
The US Military has found a way to grow new limbs and organs in people.
Smiling yet?
Yes I am, but just a little.
When I came home from work today I filled-up the old 99 Neon. It cost me 13 bucks at half tank. Im used to twice that much and got gasoline all over me when I continued to press my luck.
I didnt realize that gas had gone down so much. That did make me happy though I knew it wouldnt be wise to smoke after that. When I got home, I was excited to tell my wife of 26 years of the great bargain I got at the pumps.
She was of course happy as well and then proceeded to tell me how the doctors (after an x-ray) think she might have lung cancer.
If thats true, I dont know if Ill ever be able to smile again.
If youre a praying man, please do
Ive heard this all my life. What exactly is government cheese? I mean, I know its cheese but what kind of cheese? Is it Swiss, Cheddar, Velveeta? Does anybody know?