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To: ArchAngel1983
Does anybody have any good news this evening?

A $75 fill up is costing me $45.

My dollar is down in Canada, but Russia, Iran, and Venezuela are going bankrupt.

The US Military has found a way to grow new limbs and organs in people.

Smiling yet?

23 posted on 11/21/2008 5:15:49 PM PST by fanfan
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To: fanfan
”Does anybody have any good news this evening?

A $75 fill up is costing me $45.

My dollar is down in Canada, but Russia, Iran, and Venezuela are going bankrupt.

The US Military has found a way to grow new limbs and organs in people.

Smiling yet?

Yes I am, but just a little.

When I came home from work today I filled-up the old 99 Neon. It cost me 13 bucks at half tank. I’m used to twice that much and got gasoline all over me when I continued to ‘press’ my luck.

I didn’t realize that gas had gone down so much. That did make me happy though I knew it wouldn’t be wise to smoke after that. When I got home, I was excited to tell my wife of 26 years of the ‘great bargain’ I got at the pumps.

She was of course happy as well and then proceeded to tell me how the doctors (after an x-ray) think she might have lung cancer.

If that’s true, I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to smile again.

If you’re a praying man, please do…

42 posted on 11/21/2008 7:05:41 PM PST by ArchAngel1983 (Arch Angel- on guard)
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To: fanfan
“good news”? Lot’s of retail store space will soon be available. Undoubtedly to be used to dispense government cheese."

I’ve heard this all my life. What exactly is government cheese? I mean, I know its cheese but what kind of cheese? Is it Swiss, Cheddar, Velveeta? Does anybody know?

43 posted on 11/21/2008 7:22:10 PM PST by ArchAngel1983 (Arch Angel- on guard)
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