How did I know he drove a Suburu?
I drive a “Subaru”.
No kidding.
Do these things come from the factory with left-wing bumper stickers? Subaru actually did market research that showed that they had a disproportionate share of leftists and gays as customers and started advertising in The Nation and other leftist publications. Advertising in anti-capitalist publications is humorous in itself. (apologies to conservatives who also drive them, I realize there are exceptions)
Well, it had to be a tossup between a Subaru and a Volvo. Since he lives up north, the 4wd Subaru is the logical choice. And, of course, all professors think logically.