DUmmie FUnnies 09-16-08 (Primal Scream DUmmies Rage Over Obama Poll Plunge)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 16, 2008 | PJ-Comix

[NoGrayZone]

No, please don’t tell them. It’s much more fun this way!

[Charles Henrickson]

WE ARE COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY DOOMED. . . .

Yes, if McCain is elected, it's over, we're doomed! Although . . . we're just finishing eight years of Bush, and THAT was supposed to doom us, 'cause Bush is the most evilest man in the whole wide world. . . . But, but. . . . Hmmm. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

We can also take to the streets.

TO THE STREETS! MAN THE BARRICADES! THE REVOLUTION BEGINS TODAY!!!

Or, at least write a letter to the editor. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

The Ukrainians staged a country wide shut down; the orange revolution.

The Orange Revolution begins today!

[Charles Henrickson]

When the cops and national guard are pulled in we have to convince them to support their neighbors rather than their overlords.

Good luck with that.

[Charles Henrickson]

Everyone should buy a set of handcuffs and throw away the keys and then fill the keyhole with epoxy so they can't be opened and then chain themselves together.

You ARE . . . the weakest link!

Chain, chain, chain . . . chain of fools. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

We march on Washington . . .

WE MARCH AT DAWN!

[dead]

Everyone should buy a set of handcuffs and throw away the keys and then fill the keyhole with epoxy so they can't be opened and then chain themselves together.

This is great. I can see them all trying to run in different directions when they get hit with the pepper spray and the police dogs show up!

[Paul Heinzman]

You know who you are. You are LYING to US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You dirty, corrupt SOBs!

Hey, I thought you guys liked Charlie Rangel.

[Paul Heinzman]

How can Obama raise 66 million dollars in August, gain another 500,000 donors and have over 80 thousand people show up at his Denver speech and be tied with a corrupt politician who can't even get 5000 people to hear him speak, who can't raise money on his own and has to lie about the crowd sizes to create perception that he's doing well enough to be considered a presidential hopeful?

He should untie himself from Joe Biden. That was a mistake.

[Paul Heinzman]

All indications are that Dems will gain more seats in the House

Democrats do get a lot of ass.

[Paul Heinzman]

We can also take to the streets.

Yes, yes, you can always take to the streets, you always have taking to the streets when all else fails. Please, feel free to take to the streets; the streets will still be there an hour later when you decide you have to rant on DU.

[Billthedrill]

Those interested in seeing this kind of freak show on election evening should be sure to register at DU now. They typically close the site when they’re in a meltdown. And if McCain/Palin pull it off that will be a world-class meltdown.

[mylife]

Funny, whenever these moonbats screech about election fraud the only found ens up being from their own camp.

We are onto you ACORN

[Old Sarge]

Imagine the implosion when
(a) McCain/Palin carry 40+ states;
(b) Republicans gain control of the Senate and House;
(c) all the state anti-affirmative action referenda pass.

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT.....

[Tigercap]

WOW. I’m surprised the polls are this close too. I can’t believe anyone thinks 0bama has any good ideas about the economy, education, international affairs, leadership, etc.

I just wouldn’t go as berzerk as they are. Do they really believe the msm is biased FOR Palin?! LOL.
And that Republicans steal elections?! I just can’t understand the amount of either acid or kool-aid these DU folks have consumed.

[Paul Heinzman]

they're just softening us up to accept the big blow

Just like Bill Clinton, picking up the check.

[Tigercap]

WOW. I’m surprised the polls are this close too. I can’t believe anyone thinks 0bama has any good ideas about the economy, education, international affairs, leadership, etc.

I just wouldn’t go as berzerk as they are. Do they really believe the msm is biased FOR Palin?! LOL.
And that Republicans steal elections?! I just can’t understand the amount of either acid or kool-aid these DU folks have consumed.

It’s also funny that so many of these DUmmies say “everyeone I know is voting for 0bama!”. LOL. Imagine running in that crowd.

[Charles Henrickson]

The majority of us are mad as hell and we're not taking this anymore.

Is that you, Howard Beale/Keith Olbermann?

[Charles Henrickson]

I noticed that MSNBC has added a new color to their maps. It looks green.

That's just Keith Olbermann and Chrissy Matthews getting sick to their stomachs.