[Paul Heinzman]

Meat is not some magical tastey slab of something.

Then you're not cooking it right.

[epow]

Meat is not some magical tastey slab of something.

("Then you're not cooking it right.")

Of course he isn't, it's impossible to do a front quarter of pork properly in a basement.

Now if DUmmy had a good cooker/smoker with a side-draw burn-box for indirect heat he might change his mind about the proper care and feeding of two-legged carnivorous animals.