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Then show me one single statement where I called you a liar. You can’t!

Technically you never called me a liar, you just said that what I was saying isn't true.

Technically I never called you an idiot, or said that you personally were friggin'.

Since, like the Vatican inquisition squad, you refuse to look though the telescope, you show the same level of supreme confidence they had in there being no moons about Jupiter.

Guess what? They were wrong twice. Once for not looking, and once because their mundane experience misled them. There are moons orbiting Jupiter. And you really don't need a birth certificate to get a passport. Your bad experience with your local group of GS-1 clerks to the contrary.

Now be a good boy and go here

And see the following for yourself. Please don't trust that I'm not making it all up out of whole cloth, as you seem to think I'm trying to deceive you. Check it out for yourself. Better yet, don't trust my link, do your own search.

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You may prove U.S. Citizenship with any one of the following:

• Previous U.S. Passport (mutilated, altered, or damaged passports are not acceptable as evidence of U.S. citizenship.)
• Certified birth certificate issued by the city, county or state

NOTE: A certified birth certificate has a registrar's raised, embossed, impressed or multicolored seal, registrar’s signature, and the date the certificate was filed with the registrar's office, which must be within 1 year of your birth.  Please note that some short (abstract) versions of birth certificates may not be acceptable for passport purposes.

• Consular Report of Birth Abroad or Certification of Birth
• Naturalization Certificate
• Certificate of Citizenship

A Delayed Birth Certificate filed more than one year after your birth may be acceptable if it:

• Listed the documentation used to create it and
• Signed by the attending physician or midwife, or, lists an affidavit signed by the parents, or shows early public records.

If you do NOT have a previous U.S. passport or a certified birth certificate, you will need:

1. Letter of No Record

Issued by the State with your name, date of birth, which years were searched for a birth record and that there is no birth certificate on file for you.

1. AND as many of the following as possible: 

• Baptismal certificate
• Hospital birth certificate
• Census record
• Early school record
• Family bible record
• Doctor's record of post-natal care

NOTES: These documents must be early public records showing the date and place of birth, preferably created within the first five years of your life. You may also submit an Affidavit of Birth, form DS-10, from an older blood relative, i.e., a parent, aunt, uncle, sibling, who has personal knowledge of your birth. It must be notarized or have the seal and signature of the acceptance agent.

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I'm sorry it's so long, I felt it was appropriate to give you as much context as you could handle. I added the red so you could find the relevant bit.

[potlatch]

[Now be a good boy]

LOLOL, you need to do some research.