Second, even if Obama is absolutely, positively, 110% a naturalized citizen, why is it stupid for us to wonder why a presidential candidate would be unwilling to provide a copy of this minor document? Why is it stupid to wonder why it is so secret that he was willing to produce a forgery in its place? And if Obama didn't know it was a forgery, what does it say about his competence? Why are those questions stupid?
Third, Ernbatavia...are you sure he was born in Hawaii...because we haven't seen a birth certificate!
Point of order. That should say:
Third, Ernbatavia...are you sure he was born in Hawaii...because we haven't seen a known, unquestionably valid birth certificate!
It's a minor, but very crucial point...