Have you ever bought one?
In addition, before Hawaii became a state, Obama's mother was still in high school in Washington state, which would put the citizenship issue - and the whole point of this speculation - pretty much off the table. Of course, you will also need to figure out who his father really is, too. Or are you suggesting that his father somehow impregnated his mother years before he ever left Kenya, while the two of them were on different continents? You really think that is a possibility? Really?