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To: HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity

“It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see...”

“You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?”

“No,” said Ford, who by this time was a little more rational and coherent than he had been, having finally had the coffee forced down him, “nothing so simple. Nothing anything like so straightforward. On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people.”

“Odd,” said Arthur, “I thought you said it was a democracy.”

“I did,” said Ford. “It is.”

“So,” said Arthur, hoping he wasn’t sounding ridiculously obtuse, “why don’t the people get rid of the lizards?”

“It honestly doesn’t occur to them,” said Ford. “They’ve all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they’ve voted in more or less approximates to the government they want.”

“You mean they actually vote for the lizards?”

“Oh yes,” said Ford with a shrug, “of course.”

“But,” said Arthur, going for the big one again, “why?”

“Because if they didn’t vote for a lizard,” said Ford, “the wrong lizard
might get in. Got any gin?”


1,903 posted on 07/06/2008 2:34:23 PM PDT by null and void (every Muslim, the minute he can differentiate, carries hate of Americans, Jews & Christians - OBL)
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To: null and void; muawiyah
So the President in the '90s was a lizard? A lounge lizard.

I thought this all seemed familiar. They take a guy virtually from out of nowhere that no one has ever heard of, present him in the media as some special genius, and then the real fun starts. But then later they erase the memories from people's brains with microwave transmissions and do the same thing again later.

"Next stop, ladies and gentlemen, the Brandenburg Gate."

1,907 posted on 07/06/2008 2:42:19 PM PDT by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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