[muawiyah]

The trick is that in the future Canadian provinces will be brought into the Union, yet Quebec will become an independent nation.

I think that adds up to 57 states and one monstrous territory in the far North.

The Hanumon trinket (called the monkey god) is his "key back to the future". Without it he will be stuck here for the rest of his life. You'd better believe he hangs onto that thing.

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

Man, you're scaring me now.

Is this where the President and Cabinet members pull off rubber masks revealing lizard faces underneath?