PS — If you know the Ultimate Secret, please FReepmail me.
If you know the Ultimate Secret don’t tell me. My Salvation is assured so I don’t want to know when, I just hope death is quick and minimally painful. In the meantime: Viva Viagra!
I got a basement full of beer. I’m good.
I for one welcome our new Planet X overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted Freeper personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.
ALL HAIL OUR PLANET X OVERLORDS!!!
Okie dokie. My wife’s originally from Norway, I’ll have to scope Mosjoen out on our next visit.
Seriously, this guy is a couple lutefisks short of a Norwegian banquet. Who votes for this guy? Never mind, we have our own fruitcakes here in Congress.
When the Planet Xers arrive and ask me to take them to our leader, I am bringing them to Al Gore. See, Al, all those carbon credits were a total waste of time.