[NicknamedBob]

"I handled Homer and Shakespeare well, but had some horrendous nightmares for a long time when we read “Alive”. There’s a lesson in there somewhere, I think."

Best not to be discussing cannibalism when you're the most delectable item in the vicinity.

[Darksheare]

My cat tells me that I am in her food plan.
Yes, cannibalism as a subject when one is an obvious morsel does tend to make one uncomfortable.

According to my cat, should I fall and get hurt badly enough, she will feast on my fresh corpse...
Somehow, I am supposed to be honored by this.