[NicknamedBob]

"Hello, hello, anybody here but the zombies? This thread needs penguins!"

Do penguins make good zombies? If so, we may get a lot of them from the global warming.

What about snowmen zombies? Poor demented souls maddened by the heat, walking thumpeting around in search of a cold slushie.

[Tax-chick]

I’ve never seen any zombie penguins. Maybe the zombie seals ate them all.