April, 2009:
Three ex-presidents walk into a bar.
“I’ll have a beer.”
“Yes, Sir!”
“Wait a minute! You didn’t card him! Why it seems only yesterday that he was just a baby.”
“I’ll have the usual.”
“I’m sorry, Mr. President. The dancers haven’t arrived yet.”
“Darn! I guess I’ll have a beer too.”
“I must say, gentlemen, it certainly is an honor to have three former presidents here in my establishment.”
“You think so? We’ve been kicked out of four other places already.”
“YOU’ve been kicked out of four other places already!”
“Yeah? Well, their dancers HAD arrived.”
“Drink your beer, Bill.”
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(Actually, I could like these guys.)
LOL! You’re going to get us in trouble, Bob!