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Zombie attacks might increase due to global warming, study shows
http://wmbriggs.com/blog/2008/01/31/zombie-attacks-might-increase-due-to-global-warming-study-shows/ ^
| William M Briggs
Posted on 01/31/2008 3:36:33 PM PST by mattstat
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1,201
posted on
02/11/2008 3:16:22 PM PST
by
rottndog
(This tagline currently closed for maintenance and rehabilitation.)
To: rottndog
1,202
posted on
02/11/2008 3:17:11 PM PST
by
Not A Snowbird
(Some people are like slinkys, the idea of them tumbling down a flight of stairs makes you smile.)
To: rottndog
1,203
posted on
02/11/2008 3:17:21 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer.)
To: Monkey Face
};0þ~~
1,204
posted on
02/11/2008 3:19:19 PM PST
by
rottndog
(This tagline currently closed for maintenance and rehabilitation.)
To: SandyInSeattle
Sorry...I know it’s Monday, but it ain’t over yet.
1,205
posted on
02/11/2008 3:19:57 PM PST
by
rottndog
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To: rottndog
Oh, that’s okay. I should probably wake up now anyway.
1,206
posted on
02/11/2008 3:22:37 PM PST
by
Not A Snowbird
(Some people are like slinkys, the idea of them tumbling down a flight of stairs makes you smile.)
To: Monkey Face
Glad it struck a funny bone. :)
1,207
posted on
02/11/2008 3:25:46 PM PST
by
DJ MacWoW
("Make yourself sheep, and the wolves will eat you" Benjamin Franklin)
To: DJ MacWoW
Several, actually!
I needed it, for sure!
1,208
posted on
02/11/2008 3:27:55 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer.)
To: Monkey Face
Our realtor ( who has since quit) sent it to me. Needless to say we’ve become friends. She’s whacked too. LOL
1,209
posted on
02/11/2008 3:36:53 PM PST
by
DJ MacWoW
("Make yourself sheep, and the wolves will eat you" Benjamin Franklin)
To: DJ MacWoW
LOL!
Well, it was a cute joke, and I was sorely in need of something to make me laugh. Your timing is impeccable!
Thank your ex-realtor for me!
1,210
posted on
02/11/2008 3:40:03 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer.)
To: DJ MacWoW
Did he bite you on the knee?
1,211
posted on
02/11/2008 3:43:33 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes into it.)
To: DJ MacWoW
Did he punch you in the knee?
1,212
posted on
02/11/2008 3:44:10 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes into it.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
How the heck did that happen?
1,213
posted on
02/11/2008 3:44:57 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes into it.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Dwarves have teeth? I’ll have to watch Snow White again.
1,214
posted on
02/11/2008 3:47:09 PM PST
by
DJ MacWoW
("Make yourself sheep, and the wolves will eat you" Benjamin Franklin)
To: Monkey Face
Heh Heh
Dan was an only child, still single, living at home with his elderly widowed father and working in the family business.
When Dan realized he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom he could share his promising future and fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. Immediately he spoke to her saying, "Right now I may look like an average, ordinary man but in just a few years, when my beloved father dies, I will inherit the family business and fortune worth 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and promised they would soon meet again.
Three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at estate planning than men.
1,215
posted on
02/11/2008 3:49:16 PM PST
by
DJ MacWoW
("Make yourself sheep, and the wolves will eat you" Benjamin Franklin)
To: DJ MacWoW
Ohno...How sad.
NOT!!! LOL!
1,216
posted on
02/11/2008 3:53:12 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer.)
To: Monkey Face
She sent to me nursery rhymes you DIDN'T hear as a kid but I'm not sure FR will allow all of them. LOL
Mary had a little lamb.
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.
Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.
1,217
posted on
02/11/2008 3:59:32 PM PST
by
DJ MacWoW
("Make yourself sheep, and the wolves will eat you" Benjamin Franklin)
To: DJ MacWoW
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider
And sat down beside her
And said, “What’s in the bowl, b!7ch?”
That’s probably the only one I can get away with....
1,218
posted on
02/11/2008 4:04:19 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer.)
To: Monkey Face
I think these rhymes are so funny. Never heard yours before. *snerk*
Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little b*st**d.
1,219
posted on
02/11/2008 4:08:08 PM PST
by
DJ MacWoW
("Make yourself sheep, and the wolves will eat you" Benjamin Franklin)
To: DJ MacWoW; Darksheare; Darkchylde; Monkey Face; Tax-chick
You do know there are children who check in here from time to time?
Not all of them are as protected as yours are from the “Darks” side.
1,220
posted on
02/11/2008 4:09:09 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(When will John McCain realize those MSM slaps on the back were just posting "Kick Me!" signs?)
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