[Charles Henrickson]

If the people revolt, I will be on the front lines. I am prepared for that also, well prepared....to the gills prepared.

I don't mean fire sticks and farm implements either.

OK, scratch the torches and pitchforks. . . .

Letters to the Editor?

[Mr. Silverback]

OK, scratch the torches and pitchforks. . . . Letters to the Editor?

No, just the usual incredibly insightful and witty bumper stickers. I suppose we'll soon see the debut of "Ruck Fomney" or "Tuck Fhompson." How can we win against such wit?