DUmmie FUnnies 12-14-07 ("What IF a republican wins in 2008? What actions will you take?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 14, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

What the heck does "DUAC" stand for?

See posts 138 and 63.

[Charles Henrickson]

I think it stood for the Democrat Underground Action Committee

Close, but no Li'l Beaver™ Cigar®. See post 138.

[Mr. Silverback]

What's the downside?

You'll see.

[pianomikey]

Exactly. Though they may win a few battles, no one wins a war with numbers.

[decal]

"I might start hoarding Euros and sharp sticks..."

"Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against hoard pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me!"

[decal]

“Climb a clock tower...
Buying a high powered rifle with a scope.”

Ol’ Charlie here better hope that Ramiro Martinez and Houston McCoy aren’t around.

[decal]

“To hunt with!
Honest!”

Point the small end with the hole towards yourself when you pull the trigger! Honest!

[decal]

“[A DUmmie John Brown preparing to raid the Harper’s Ferry voting places.]”

And, we hope, meeting up with Lt. Col. Lee...

[decal]

“I’ll be off to deepest Madagascar, to bring the Lemurs the gifts of FIRE and toolmaking...”

Why not go to Mauritius and revive the dodo?

[Darkwolf377]

Leaving the country is not an option, I doubt I could get into Canada much less anywhere else due to my record.

Are we supposed to feel sorry for this DUmmie? "The injustice of one's criminal record being held against him!"

DUmmies seem to like to portray themselves as all badass, though they're all wussie girlymen. But who knows, maybe Canada is trying to keep out a flood of renegade jaywalkers.

[Darkwolf377]

Between the camps they're building, no habeus, the spying and the hatred being engendered in this society, this place is just scary any more.

Isn't it hilarious how the Dems went from "Bush is going to impose martial law if he wins!" to "Bush stole the election so he could create a police state!" to "Bush has been laying low in term one so he can win re-election and then REALLY destroy our civil rights!" to "NOW the neocon conspiracy begins!" to wehre they are now: Bush spent eight years PREPARING for SOME Republican to win so that man can REALLY REALLY REALLY do us all in!

[PJ-Comix]

I'll see? The thing is we gamble RESPONSIBLY. We use the coupons the casino sends us and put in a MODERATE amount of our own money. When we lose we lose very little. So far we are over $200 ahead and I still have another $200 in free play coupons that I plan to use on Monday. Plus it is FUn to go to the casino. Some people will actually play video poker for low amounts just to spend time at the machines. That's not my thing but the folks who do so lose very little. I think ten bucks can last you at least a couple of hours of play that way.

Oh, and we also like the entertainment and shows. Once they had free food and dancing and gave away T-Shirts. We lost about 10 bucks total gambling that night but didn't care because we had FUn.

[bcsco]

Hunker down for harder times that will surely be coming.

It would seem to me this would be ripe for lyrics to "Hunker Down DU'ers, Hunker Down" to the tune "Buckle Down Winsocki".

[beezdotcom]

Li'l Beaver already has the gifts of fire and toolmaking. Now if we could just get him to lose the waistpack. . . .

It's all up to you, CH. You alone can influence him. Friends don't let friend pack fannies....er, or something like that.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

"If the people revolt, I will be on the front lines. I am prepared for that also, well prepared....to the gills prepared. I don't mean fire sticks and farm implements either."

Avoiding the tombstoning by not using the word "guns". Hilarious.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

"I've already got my guns, would love the idea of revolution but... I will pussy out and probably leave the country."

Don't forget to pack your guns and take them along! I'm sure that any of the countries you emmigrate to will be more than happy to honor you 2nd Amendment rights; you being a socialist American and all.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

"I'll be off to deepest Madagascar, to bring the Lemurs the gifts of FIRE and toolmaking.

When you arrive, look up these guys. They'd love to host and entertain a visitor from the States:

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

My Tigers hit the Lotto. I’m cautiously optimistic.

[FreeAtlanta]

These DUers always make me think about the old tv show "get a life";

[Paul Heinzman]

Ya know, I thought about another Kinky Friedman reference on this thread, but thought that it would be too much. But who can have too much Kinky? (Benburch can't

I'm a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday (woo choo-choo)