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DUmmie FUnnies 10-23-07 (DUmmies Go Stark Raving Mad!!!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 23, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/23/2007 4:15:06 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix
This one is so 'Chock Full O' Nuts' I'd drive you crazy with posts for each delicious morsel, so...

Just when you think that another politician with a spine has emerged!!!!!!

Why do they confuse gibbering idiot with homo erectus?

Is there no left to defend America and the American People?

Left? DEFEND!?I can't...

Did he get an envelope full of white powder?

Probably several, what does this have to do with anything? Were you waiting for your payment or something, DUmmie?

Sometimes the grass IS greener on the other side of the fence.

You'll need to let it dry out a little longer then bro' it burns too smoky when it's green.

So I've heard

121 posted on 10/24/2007 2:01:09 PM PDT by infidel29 (...no, actually rules are made to be followed, otherwise they'd be called "options".)
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To: mowowie

I saw some loser next to me at almost a hundred bucks ahead. Then he slipped to about 80 bucks and kept on going down all because he tried to restore his former glory of a hundred bucks. He ended up at ZERO. Under my system, you STOP when you go down to 80 bucks and get the Sacred Money Slip for it. At that point you can risk 20 bucks out of your pocket. If you lose it, time to go home. If you go, say up to 70 bucks then if you drop back to 50 bucks, get those sacred money slips again. Repeat until you finally lose the 20. Then take the slips to the counter and convert to cash. It sounds simple but it does take a lot of willpower to do this. I had to struggle with my wife after we cashed out last night. She was even begging to play another 2 bucks but, as I told her when we left the casino, we were leaving as WINNERS. More than could be said for 90% of the shlubs there.


122 posted on 10/24/2007 2:55:41 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: mowowie

WOO HOO! I just found out on the phone that we can now get a HUNDRED BUCKS of free play at the Isle of Capri Casino in Pompano Beach. That is for EACH of us. Time to do the Sacred Money Slips routine tonight!!!


123 posted on 10/24/2007 3:14:08 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
Wellstoning, Swiftboating?

Somebody help me keep up with these terms they keep coming up with. By the way...I counted nine F bombs posted by the dummies. What is it with their obsession with four letter words?

124 posted on 10/24/2007 3:28:36 PM PDT by squidward
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To: Charles Henrickson; Petronski

“Petronski, please come home” ping. We miss you!


125 posted on 10/24/2007 4:22:49 PM PDT by Purrcival (Democrats: The party of FAILURE. Can't hush Rush, can't impeach Bush, can't end the war, can't...)
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To: PJ-Comix
Oh, and the prime rib buffet was GREAT!!! Three bucks each for that dinner can't be beat!

Jeeze.....that's what my Triscuits with Cheeze Whiz cost.


I'm a bachelor....can you tell?

126 posted on 10/24/2007 8:19:57 PM PDT by eddie willers
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To: PJ-Comix

Hope you had good luck!!


127 posted on 10/24/2007 9:56:02 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: mowowie
They lied to me. Guy on the phone told me $100 free play for each of us. I even asked him TWICE to make sure. So we show up and NO free play at all. Plus I hated their machines. We have a special machine we use at the Seminole casino that pays off fast. Tuesday night it only took us less than an hour to rack up $79 dollars. Machines at the Capri were very slow. Video poker is the worst in terms of speed. Anyway, I ended up losing $15 and then split. I won't be going back UNLESS they send me free play in the mail.

I now realize just how terrific the Seminole casino is. Especially with that machine that pays off for us EVERY time.

128 posted on 10/25/2007 4:03:13 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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At least you didn’t get stiffed out of 1.6 Mill like that guy in New Mexico did.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1916161/posts

I love Video poker! It’s the only game that I can strech a 20 for over an hour or 2, Sometimes more.
I love to walk up to a bar in Vegas, Sit down and drop a 20 in and drink free Guinesses for hours while I watch a game on the TV.


129 posted on 10/25/2007 9:48:05 AM PDT by mowowie
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