Ah, but there's the distinction. I only expect bad cops to react if someone acted like a smart a$$; you evidently expect all cops to react. A case of projection, I suspect. Just because you're unable to restrain yourself, don't assume everyone else lacks that ability.
Sure I do. Perhaps they'll react with a dirty look. Perhaps they write a ticket instead of a warning. Perhaps they'll overreact. I have no idea who I'm dealing with. Which is why I'm so polite.
(Not to you, of course, but that's only because you started it.)